Sunday

..causing Esav to enter the fray

Don't you know that my evil BIL took a third wife at 40 years old to make believe he's a frummer?

Ha! Yaakov knew that our father loved me because of the food, so what does he do in the very next verse? HE MAKES A STEW.

What a suck up he was even then.

Esav

Saturday

Rochel responds again

At least my precious sons didn't have to sit in jail, or live like a goy in Egypt.

Silly, your boys were ready to MURDER my Yosse'le. And you should of seen how white they were when my Yosse'le was sitting on the throne and told them who he was.

Cousins don't get married off like that.

Zeidy Avrohom married his niece. Our schver Yitzchok married his first cousin once removed. Accordingly, us two sisters would marry our two male cousins, no?

To sum up: My eyes were hot, not tender.

Hot tears. Yeah.

And Rachel, my little whiny man-stealing sister was a zona.

I'll let that stand to show everyone your true colors.

Rochel